She said whatttt???

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So Alix, my dear roommate, made a wonderful blog suggestion to me yesterday. She knows how much I love the whole blog world...

This blog is DOWNRIGHT hilarious!

Overheard in New York... 

It's an open forum for people to post the silly things they hear in New York City. (Please note, some of these are kind of gross...)

My favorites...

Conductor: You do not want to take the 4 or the 5, because they will not be setting any land speed records.
--6 Train
Guy: She's vegetarian?! I thought she was an alcoholic?
--B7 bus
Stylish 20-something woman to overweight pug breathing heavily: Well, Winifred, you're out of breath because you're out of shape. (pause) No, you're not fat. You're voluminous. (pause) Yes, I am aware it's not all your fault. Mummy likes to watch you eat powder doughnuts. (pause) Pugs that look like they have a coke habit are very funny for mummy, yes they are.
--Central Park
Conductor: This train is very crowded. If you cannot fit, please step back and wait for the next train. If you manage to get onto this very crowded train, look at the person next to you and tell them, "Howdy!"
--Queens bound F train


And, they don't stop there! You can take a peek at... 
Overheard on the Beach
Overheard in the Office
Overheard Everywhere